do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too


when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.


texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying


saying “girls won’t be affected by 50 shades a grey and if you think they will be you must have a low opinion of teenage girls” is like saying “girls won’t be affected by seeing photoshopped bodies on magazine covers and if you think girls will have unrealistic expectations of themselves and their…


follow the yolo brick road


Date night


do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in


"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"